Saturday, June 26, 2010

Spank That Ass

Jeremy Scharping Here we go again
Yesterday at 1:53pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · Like

Larry Donnell
On your own?
3 minutes ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Down the only path you’ve ever known?
2 minutes ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Like a drifter you were born…I can’t do that anymore.
2 minutes ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Of course you DO deserve the punishment of White Snake for using an Iphone device.
a few seconds ago · Like ·


Tune:
Shotgun -7Zuma7

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Everytime You Use and iPhone God Kills a Kitteh!

Larry Donnell thinks that every time you use an iPhone God nukes a kitten.
That little status…..It prompted the most lengthy of threads on my FB EVAR!
6 hours ago · Comment · Like
George Kroner, Chad Cressey and 2 others like this.

Ramin Arablouei
hahah..well that is certainly one way of looking at it buddy
6 hours ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Ramin! How are you? How is the gig in MD?
6 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
too many damn kitteh’s about anyhow ;o)
6 hours ago · Like ·

Adam Kramer
Jesus!!!
4 hours ago · Like ·

Misty Donnell
Not funny!
3 hours ago · Like ·

Misty Donnell
Everytime i use my iPhone I hear harps!
3 hours ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Those harps are the sounds of angels coming to get the kittens you have caused god to kill.
3 hours ago · Like ·

Chad Cressey
Everytime I use my iPhone I am filled with a great shame… I fucking HATE Apple… I should be saved soon from iPhone hell and be rid of this thing…
3 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
You may not like them,, but the sad fact is they make great products,, can you imagine the state of the phone industry if the iPhone / iPod touches had never existed ? Stale old phones doing not much badly and the mobile web would probably still be next to useles with those naff micro sites lol. (btw. I don’t own an iPhone though the 4g is actually the first one I’m tempted to get lol)
3 hours ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
And then there is the draconian licenses. Now there is the FORCED agreement that if you buy and app you have to give your address to Apple and whomever they choose to give OR sell. As I have stated. I was an apple fan for MANY years until the iPhone/iPad evil. I am SHOCKED that people are allowing this. If you walked into Borders and grabbed a…See More
2 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
true,, though as many people have already pointed out…. A lot of this was for 3rd party apps,, AND most importantly you can turn it off with a swipe of your finger if you go into the prefs pane and choose to do so. At least thats what I’ve read here and there.As an aside I would sure hate to be over there though and stuck with the choice of AT&T or AT&T as a carrier lol.
2 hours ago · Like ·

Chad Cressey
YES! I am getting Android installed on my iPhone … dual boot the thing and be free of Apples BS!
So, Apple plows you in the ass and the Apple dedicated say, ” It’s ok cause its a nice product they fuck me with!”
2 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
Android,, because we CAN trust Google with our data right…. errrr right… rotfl
2 hours ago · Like ·

Chad Cressey
Picking my evil …
2 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
aye,, probably both as bad as each other to be honest. And they both suck.
2 hours ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
True enough…google vs. apple….google is by far the lesser….and this licence agree is a new one Penny…you CANNOT back out of it…it IS there.
2 hours ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
Oh I *know* its there mate,, but like I said,, from what I’ve read you can disable it on the device,, but without actually owning one I can’t verify the truth of it. Either way it is rather sucky,, especially the way you can’t get around it.
2 hours ago · Like ·

Chris Palmarini
For what it’s worth, from the license text:
“You may withdraw this consent at any time by going to the Location Services setting on your iPhone and either turning off the global Location Services setting or turning off the individual location settings of each location-aware application on your iPhone.”
about an hour ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
Well that is good enough then. Looks like initial reports are a bit on the alarmist side. I still hate the direction apple is going:)
about an hour ago · Like ·

Chad Cressey
Just give me 45 seconds alone with Steve Jobs, Howard Schultz (Starbucks), & any of the Walton clan (Walmart), 45 seconds and a crowbar is all I need to make the world a better place… put Tony Hayward (BP) in there as well… no extra time needed
10 minutes ago · Like ·

Larry Donnell
I sense much anger in you…..let your hate flow..
2 hours ago · Like ·

Conni St Pierre
or apple does. or maybe they’re just figuring that out, and it’s subtext in the new privacy policy. read the fine print.
about an hour ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
no one reads fine print ;0)
42 minutes ago · Like ·

Aaron Clements
This is Bob Barker reminding you to … use that iPhone…!
26 minutes ago · Like ·

Chad Cressey
No one reads fine print after you lodge a crowbar in the forhead …
22 minutes ago · Like ·

Pen Draven
to be honest,, most people probably wouldn’t notice
19 minutes ago · Like ·

Tune:
Stop – James Gang

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

MAINE - The Great Frozen Hell

Melissa Donnell That’s great that you’ll be up for Thanksgiving. I’m trying to plan a summer trip up, I’m just waiting for Larry to figure out if and when he could come. I hope I get to see you! Yesterday at 5:57pm Larry Donnell was not aware hell had frozen….did I miss something on slashdot about that? about an hour ago · Melissa Donnell So you are back to not wanting to go to Maine? 42 minutes ago Larry Donnell Want is such an odd word……to use with Maine and GO ….
I desire to see friends/family….I would rather they came here…I WILL go if I can….WANT…is NOT a part of that. a few seconds ago · Tune: Crawling – 7Zuma7

Calibre A REVIEW....sort of...

Gary: 1:55 PM     ’k. 1:55 PM     I take it you like calibre just fine? Me: 1:55 PM     I think it sucks 1:56 PM     but there is nothing else FUNCTIONALLY equal Gary: 1:56 PM     *nod* Me: 1:56 PM     like legless people running the marathon 1:56 PM     how good was that one legged dude hopping to victory 1:56 PM     he was functionally the best Gary: 1:56 PM     Hehe. 1:57 PM     In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Me: 1:57 PM     exactly:) Tune: Diamonds2000 – 7Zuma7

Valve, It IS Love/Hate.

Wednesday, June 09, 20101:16 PM
JerBearAIM
1:16 PM     http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/09/portal-2-delayed-until-2011/

MeAIM
1:41 PM     awesome….and by awesome I mean….every valve employee should be kicked in the crotch


Tune – Shotgun – 7Zuma7

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Profanity in a Script

 Soooo.

Cursing bitch3z

There is quite a bit of swearing in my current revision in my 50 some-odd pages of script I have in Final Draft at the moment:
PROFANITY
This profanity report should be used as a general guide to the profanity content of your script. Some of the items in this report may not be actual profanity and other real instances in your script may have been missed.
“Ass”  (2 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
8, 19
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOE, RYAN
“Asshole”  (3 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
36, 37
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOE, TAMMY
“Bullshit”  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
34
It is spoken by the following characters:
TAMMY
“Cock”  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
31
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOE
“Dick”  (3 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
8, 17, 34
It is spoken by the following characters:
FATHER TED, RYAN, TAMMY
“Fuck”  (17 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
3, 6, 8, 10, 15, 16, 19, 21, 22, 27, 33, 35, 36, 40
It is spoken by the following characters:
JENN, JOE, RYAN, TAMMY
“Fucked”  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
39
It is spoken by the following characters:
RYAN
“Fucking”  (18 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
1, 9, 10, 16, 19, 20, 21, 25, 27, 28, 29, 36, 41
It is spoken by the following characters:
DRUNK GIRL, JOE, MAGGIE, S. KELLEY, TAMMY
“Motherfucker”  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
6
It is spoken by the following characters:
MARTIN
“Pussy”  (1 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
19
It is spoken by the following characters:
JOE
“Shit”  (10 occurrences)
It appears on the following pages:
3, 6, 9, 13, 24, 25, 28, 35, 36, 37
It is spoken by the following characters:
JENN, JOE, MARTIN, TAMMY
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Tune – Sway – The Rolling Stones