Friday, August 27, 2010

kindle effing 3

(01:29:10 PM) JerBear: work sucks 
(01:29:10 PM) Me <AUTO-REPLY> : I’m not here right now 
(01:39:19 PM) Me: yup 
(01:40:18 PM) Me: i want my fucking kindle 3 now 
(01:40:26 PM) JerBear: lol 
(01:40:28 PM) Me: I ordered the motherfucker weeks ago
(01:40:37 PM) Me: least they could do would be to give me a DATE 
(01:40:43 PM) Me: there is no DATE
(01:40:49 PM) Me: fuckers 
(01:40:55 PM) JerBear: maybe by xmas lol 
(01:40:56 PM) Me: it was officially released today
 (01:41:03 PM) Me: I just want a date
(01:41:14 PM) Me: called them
 (01:41:22 PM) Me: They said on or before the 8th it should ship…then she said…my order looked like much sooner than 8th 
(01:41:29 PM) Me: whatever that means 
(01:41:39 PM) Me: Shipment 1 of 2Not yet shippedWe’ll notify you via e-mail when we have an estimated delivery date for this item. It will ship separately. You can cancel at any time.
(01:41:51 PM) Me: but my COVER 
(01:41:58 PM) Me: will be here much faster 
(01:42:03 PM) JerBear: lol 
(01:42:04 PM) Me: Shipment 2 of 2Shipping SoonDelivery Estimate: September 1, 2010 – September 3, 2010
(01:42:11 PM) Me: so i can PRETEND 
(01:42:27 PM) JerBear: hahaah gaze at your empty cover
 (01:42:32 PM) Me: oOooOoOOOoO look at ME! I am REEEEEADING
(01:42:37 PM) JerBear: hahaha
Tune:
Aladdin’s Story – Death in Vegas – The Contino Sessions

Saturday, August 21, 2010

State of the Strong Female Character

(10:58:49 AM) Me: Save Carmine has the lead! That’s right—if things continue as they are, a Carmine will actually survive a Gears of Wartitle. We can already hear the snarling. For many of you, this is simply unacceptable.

(10:58:52 AM) Me: yeah

(10:58:58 AM) Me: carmine saving is in the lead

(10:59:06 AM) Me: as of 3 days ago

(10:59:48 AM) JerBear: yeah that sucks

(10:59:49 AM) Me: this carmine looks like a bad ass

(10:59:57 AM) JerBear: lol yeah he does

(11:00:00 AM) Me: now

(11:00:04 AM) Me: if the option was.

(11:00:20 AM) Me: Carmine lives by using marcus and dom as shields and they die horrible whiny deaths

(11:00:25 AM) Me: I would be all about saving carmine

(11:00:31 AM) JerBear: hahaha

(11:00:34 AM) JerBear: well, you never know

(11:00:42 AM) Me: cuz

(11:00:42 AM) JerBear: maybe that is what will happen

(11:00:47 AM) Me: I don’t like marcus or dom

(11:00:49 AM) Me: at all

(11:00:55 AM) JerBear: lol

(11:00:55 AM) Me: I like cole

(11:00:57 AM) Me: and dizzy

(11:00:59 AM) JerBear: I don’t mind marcus

(11:01:01 AM) Me: and frostytips

(11:01:03 AM) JerBear: dom is a pain

(11:01:12 AM) JerBear: lol Frosty Tips is my fav

(11:01:34 AM) JerBear: I am glad Dizzy is back

(11:01:49 AM) JerBear: hopefully the chick characters are cool

(11:02:31 AM) Me: ugh

(11:02:34 AM) Me: doubtful

(11:02:36 AM) Me: are they ever

(11:02:50 AM) JerBear: the chick in Borderlands was cool

(11:02:59 AM) Me: it is always some anoerexic chick who can lift cars

(11:03:11 AM) JerBear: hahah that’s fine

(11:03:14 AM) Me: and is all “I want to FUCK after I throw this car at the bad guys baby”

(11:03:25 AM) JerBear: lol

(11:03:28 AM) Me: which I find to be lame as shit

(11:03:47 AM) Me: the one in Borderlands was the best first person shooty chick I have seen

(11:03:53 AM) Me: and even she had a bit of that

(11:05:19 AM) JerBear: I just wana chick bad ass

(11:05:36 AM) JerBear: like Baird… but with boobs

(11:05:48 AM) Me: which would imply a chick with muscles

(11:05:53 AM) Me: which would be cool

(11:06:10 AM) Me: and a strong WOMAN character would be cool

(11:06:11 AM) JerBear: the chick could play a tactical role…. less muscly

(11:06:15 AM) JerBear: right

(11:06:19 AM) JerBear: not girly

(11:06:30 AM) Me: not the bad little school girl hooker pr0nstar

(11:06:34 AM) JerBear: hahaha exactly

(11:06:40 AM) Me: that shit is tired

(11:06:41 AM) Me: OH

(11:06:42 AM) Me: Zoey

(11:06:55 AM) Me: Zoey and what’s her face in the L4D2

(11:07:09 AM) Me: those are the best female …. WOMEN in 1st person shooty

(11:07:26 AM) JerBear: Rochelle

(11:07:32 AM) Me: lame ass name

(11:07:54 AM) Me: but…yeah…those are the best women….well

(11:07:56 AM) Me: and Chell

(11:08:09 AM) ***Me goes to a happy place thinking about Portal

(11:08:14 AM) JerBear: lol

(11:08:25 AM) JerBear: Joanna Dark

(11:08:29 AM) ***Me comes out of happy place because Valve are douches and are not releasing Portal 2 until Feb

(11:08:38 AM) JerBear: effers

(11:08:44 AM) Me: Joanna Dark was a little school girl hooker pr0nstar

(11:08:56 AM) JerBear: was she…

(11:08:59 AM) Me: yeah
(11:09:01 AM) Me: lames

(11:09:03 AM) JerBear: I never played any Perfect Dark games lol

(11:09:07 AM) Me: but we have THREE

(11:09:10 AM) JerBear: lol

(11:09:13 AM) Me: and all come from Valve

(11:09:19 AM) JerBear: true

(11:09:40 AM) JerBear: I still say Lillith can go in that group

(11:10:15 AM) Me: nah…she has the whole blowing a kiss and prancing around like she wants/needs a dick in her

(11:10:19 AM) Me: which is the problem

(11:10:24 AM) Me: not….strong woman

(11:10:27 AM) JerBear: hahaha I guess

(11:10:29 AM) Me: I hate that

(11:10:38 AM) JerBear: I didn’t really see that part of her I guess

(11:10:50 AM) Me: dude…it is in the opening movie

(11:10:52 AM) JerBear: just that awesome laugh she had after killing some fool

(11:10:55 AM) Me: and the character intro

(11:11:36 AM) JerBear: Samus

(11:12:10 AM) Me: EXCELLENT! The original Samus

(11:12:13 AM) Me: that was AWESOME

(11:12:14 AM) JerBear: yes

(11:12:22 AM) Me: So we have 4

(11:12:24 AM) JerBear: w00t

(11:12:27 AM) Me: and 3 are from one company

(11:12:31 AM) JerBear: lol indeed