Saturday, August 20, 2011

Sarcasm Buffer Asleep at the Wheel

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    was just swatting a few flies and got this creepy feeling...what if God judges all murders equally so that swatting a fly carries the same penalty as blowing somebody's brains out with a shotgun?

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      • Micaylah Michelle Groulx He would be very lonely

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      • Jeanne Bangs Kasten or.... what if God doesn't really judge at all? And we're the ones who judge?

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      • Misanthropic Humanist we're boned!

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      • Jeanne Bangs Kasten Definitely unsettling...

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      • Rita Scribner I've had that creepy notion on occasion, too, but have always dismissed it as too creepy for any sort of God I'd like.

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      • Ingrid Langlois I have the same feelings. The feeling of guilt still comes over me if I kill an insect. Lot's of compassion lives in this heart! I would rather read a post like this then one that speaks the opposite Russ. Thanks for this share.

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      • Mike Kitts That is exactly why certain sects of Hindus do not kill anything, and go out of their way to Not consciously kill anything.

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      • Russ Parkhurst Maybe I was a Hindu in one of my previous lives, Mike.

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      • Ingrid Langlois I love that about Hinduism

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      • Rosita Amaya Rescued a HUGE spider loose out of my bathroom sink, and he repaid me by inviting all his friends other to take over my backyard.

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      • Larry Donnell Maybe god is just a primitive wish fulfillment fantasy to explain shit we don't understand?...or as I refer to it The Magic Sky Santa Slot Machine

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      • Buckshotbs Cake My ol' grandpappy used to say; "line up your enemies, boy, 'cause after the first, the rest are all free." Maybe that goes for flies too.

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      • Larry Donnell That. is....AWESOME

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      • Rita Scribner Of all the world religions, the tenets of Hinduism appeal to me the most. However, my feeling on insects is: outdoors - it's their world; indoors is mine, & I'll react depending on the "spook" factor ~ if I'm sitting here at the PC, & a spider drops down on a slender thread in front of my face ~ he's apt to be sent to the karma recycling ctr.

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      • Frank Normand Jainism places a great emphasis on non-harm of living things and will often have their mouths covered with muslin to prevent accidentally swallowing insects. Many Jains also use a small brush to sweep the ground in front of them while travelling so they don’t accidentally step on a creature.

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      • Larry Donnell Seems like a great deal of effort to go to the store to buy murdered plants you plan on consuming :p

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      • Robert Boswell Put down the pipe and have some cookies.. LOL. 8P

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      • Larry Donnell Dude...those cookies have CHICKEN ABORTIONS whipped up in 'em....THE GUILT THE GUILT!

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      • Mary Caelsto ‎@Larry Glad I'm not the only one. I always joke that we have chicken embryo's and bacon for breakfast... I did gently capture a spider in a tissue last night and set him free safely outside.

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      • Russ Parkhurst I had a big plate of chicken abortions for breakfast this morning but I de-spermed 'em first by scraping as much of the globby white stuff off the yolks as I could. :)

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      • Larry Donnell I had LO Pepperoni Pizza.....my meal was filled with a bunch of murders...plants and microbes and shit...I mean you know what they do to pasteurize milk? Heating and freezing whole nations of microbes...not even murder....I mean...maybe on the side but mainly it is TORTURE...and it TASTES EPIC!...and the number of plants they have to kill to spice my murdermeat? It is like a Xenocidal Buffet when you eat pizza.

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      • Russ Parkhurst Gee, that's a coincidence; I'm fixing pepperoni pizza for supper. :p
        "You can get anything you want/At Joe Stalin's restaurant..." :-)

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      • Larry Donnell I had sea spiders! Lobstah and Noodles. Why only kill them land animals?....EQUAL RIGHTS for the SEA DWELLERS I say.

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Tune – My Home is the Sea – Bonnie ‘Prince’ Bill & Matt Sweeney – Superwolf

Monday, August 15, 2011

Ancestor Book The First

My buddy Tim:

Tim Greaton:

has a new book out on Smashwords:

ancestor

Ancestor on Smashwords

Buy it!

 

Tune – The Dead Sea – Farflung – The Belief module

The ePub Journeys

…As most who know me know…

I am a writer…or try to be.

I have been researching my brains out trying to figure out how to make a good ePub that passes all validation checks.

I tried a bunch of pay for products.

I typed in a short story…and I mean short…like…4 pages.

This is a story I wrote eons ago when I was young and full of idealism.

…Bu products that create ePub files.

The one that looks/ed the most promising:

jutoh

Jutoh.

This is made by Anthemion ….

This is the same company that makes:

writer

Writers Café’

Writers Café’.  That wretched pile of tripe.  I should have known better.

I was pulling my hair out trying to figure out why it would not pass validation checks…not only would the .epub not pass THEIR OWN check.  IT would not pass an external checker either.

I started looking at free tools and was beginning to feel I was going to have to hand craft these.

That was not a prospect I slavered over.

Enter:

sigillogo

Bless you Sigil/Google Code.

It does not have a lot of fancy options but it DOES create an .epub file that will pass ANY validator.

TOC that worked on the FIRST try….

Here is a a nice, not completely, relevant tutorial.

Sigil Tutorial That Is Slightly Out Of Date But Still Good!

 

Tune – Bolero – Ravel

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Cogtastic

My lame ass Gears of War Cogs are in the mailz....I am so lame I am excited about this.


Tune - Bloodhorse - Bloodhorse - Bloodhorse EP

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

It Turned Into a F$%*! BLIZZARD Fest.


Nick McLaren  -  12:30 PM  -  Limited
Borderlands 2, but not until 2013! This is the epitome of "set up and let down". Was hoping for 2012. We have a work group that gets together on a mostly-sporadic-but-occasionally-regular basis to play Borderlands and it's really a lot of fun with friends. We'll have to find other games to play while we wait though! http://www.borderlands2.com/

Borderlands 2 is the sequel to the critically acclaimed first-person role-playing shooter Borderlands, and will be released 2012.
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Larry Donnell - here is to hoping it is even relevant at that point.
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Nick McLaren - I guess it MIGHT actually be released in 2012. Some contradictory text there.
12:52 PM   
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Bruce Hennigar II - Yea it's fiscal 2013, which begins in April 2012. So ... maybe? If it was Blizzard I'd say definitely not :P
12:54 PM   
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Larry Donnell - AND.....they lost a shit ton of cred with me when I tried Duke Nukem Forever...that was one of the worst games ever imnsho.
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Larry Donnell - +Bruce Hennigar II BOOO BLiZZARD.....never buying another game from that venal pack of shitmongers ever again.....no offline play for DiabloIII...They deserve evisceration.
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Nick McLaren - +Larry Donnell - I rather LIKED Starcraft II actually and am looking forward to Diablo III. No offline play isn't exactly much of a barrier in this day and age. So you can't hex edit your character file anymore. I'll reserve actual judgement for after I've gotten my hands on the game. As far as evisceration goes, that might be a tad excessive. :P
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Larry Donnell - I guess I cannot understand the acceptance of something you purchase from someone having a dictate of how and when you can play it in a manner that actually cripples it. People SAY this is not a barrier but I have to wholeheartedly, unreservedly disagree with you. This is the issue that Sony faced with its environment. I couldn't even play PAC-MAN because their net was down. It was the same when my connection went out. I found it inexcusable then and now. I find it fascinating that people are willing to surrender basic common sense functionality to suckle at the teat of a company like Blizzard.
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Nick McLaren - I fail to understand your logic.
2:46 PM    
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Larry Donnell - Would you purchase a car you could only drive on Thursdays?
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Nick McLaren - I don't see them restricting the game in such a way.
2:50 PM   
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Bruce Hennigar II - I think he means the no offline play. If it works like any of Ubisoft's recent games, if you're not connected to the internet, you can't play the game. So if you take your lappy somewhere and there's no internet, no Diablo 3 for you. It's a limiting factor.
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Larry Donnell - How are they not? They will only allow you to play online with a series that has been BOTH from founding. Perhaps you have bought into the whole MMORPG thing ....but there is a large number of people who have not....i will bet you a thousand smackers that +Jeremy Scharping will also not be buying it NOW. I have played a lot of Diablo 1 and 2....NOT CONNECTED to their servers. Any game that restricts play like that is a sure fire way NOT to get my money. I don't care ...even if it was....say....Gears of War 3. if they did that I would not buy it...even though I am counting down the 10ths of seconds until it releases. I also feel this way about the insane DRM that UbiSoft has on its shit....I will not buy a single one of their titles...If I BUY something ...don't tell me how or when I can use it.
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Jeremy Scharping - He's right. I won't.
2:57 PM    
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Larry Donnell - +Bruce Hennigar II you are 100% right. I will not pay 50+ for something that is solely dependent on that....simply because some putz in a suit at Blizzard thinks it is a better way to "control" the game play environment. Fuck him.
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Tune - Brighter Days - JJ Grey & MOFRO

While we are on a 'HATE WINDOWS XP' Rant

STUPID WINDOWS:

I had to go and write my first batch file since....god...I have no idea ....98? 99?
Windows update fuxx0r3d my shiz with verclsid.exe. The solution according to MICROS~1?

Re-Install.

Fuck That.


I am just going to kill it every 15 minutes.
Then when "I GET AROUND TO IT IN MY OWN FUCKING TIME" will replace this box with something viable.

C:\Documents and Settings\ldonnell>schtasks /create /sc minute /mo 15 /tn "VERCLSID KILLAH" /tr c:\Windows\verc.bat
The task will be created under current logged-on user name ("NURGLE\ldonnell").
Please enter the run as password for NURGLE\ldonnell: ***************

SUCCESS: The scheduled task "VERCLSID KILLAH" has successfully been created.

C:\Documents and Settings\ldonnell>




Tune - The Duke - Blind Melon - Soup