Saturday, August 20, 2011

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  • Russ Parkhurst

    was just swatting a few flies and got this creepy feeling...what if God judges all murders equally so that swatting a fly carries the same penalty as blowing somebody's brains out with a shotgun?

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      • Micaylah Michelle Groulx He would be very lonely

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      • Jeanne Bangs Kasten or.... what if God doesn't really judge at all? And we're the ones who judge?

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      • Misanthropic Humanist we're boned!

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      • Jeanne Bangs Kasten Definitely unsettling...

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      • Rita Scribner I've had that creepy notion on occasion, too, but have always dismissed it as too creepy for any sort of God I'd like.

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      • Ingrid Langlois I have the same feelings. The feeling of guilt still comes over me if I kill an insect. Lot's of compassion lives in this heart! I would rather read a post like this then one that speaks the opposite Russ. Thanks for this share.

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      • Mike Kitts That is exactly why certain sects of Hindus do not kill anything, and go out of their way to Not consciously kill anything.

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      • Russ Parkhurst Maybe I was a Hindu in one of my previous lives, Mike.

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      • Ingrid Langlois I love that about Hinduism

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      • Rosita Amaya Rescued a HUGE spider loose out of my bathroom sink, and he repaid me by inviting all his friends other to take over my backyard.

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      • Larry Donnell Maybe god is just a primitive wish fulfillment fantasy to explain shit we don't understand?...or as I refer to it The Magic Sky Santa Slot Machine

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      • Buckshotbs Cake My ol' grandpappy used to say; "line up your enemies, boy, 'cause after the first, the rest are all free." Maybe that goes for flies too.

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      • Larry Donnell That. is....AWESOME

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      • Rita Scribner Of all the world religions, the tenets of Hinduism appeal to me the most. However, my feeling on insects is: outdoors - it's their world; indoors is mine, & I'll react depending on the "spook" factor ~ if I'm sitting here at the PC, & a spider drops down on a slender thread in front of my face ~ he's apt to be sent to the karma recycling ctr.

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      • Frank Normand Jainism places a great emphasis on non-harm of living things and will often have their mouths covered with muslin to prevent accidentally swallowing insects. Many Jains also use a small brush to sweep the ground in front of them while travelling so they don’t accidentally step on a creature.

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      • Larry Donnell Seems like a great deal of effort to go to the store to buy murdered plants you plan on consuming :p

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      • Robert Boswell Put down the pipe and have some cookies.. LOL. 8P

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      • Larry Donnell Dude...those cookies have CHICKEN ABORTIONS whipped up in 'em....THE GUILT THE GUILT!

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      • Mary Caelsto ‎@Larry Glad I'm not the only one. I always joke that we have chicken embryo's and bacon for breakfast... I did gently capture a spider in a tissue last night and set him free safely outside.

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      • Russ Parkhurst I had a big plate of chicken abortions for breakfast this morning but I de-spermed 'em first by scraping as much of the globby white stuff off the yolks as I could. :)

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      • Larry Donnell I had LO Pepperoni Pizza.....my meal was filled with a bunch of murders...plants and microbes and shit...I mean you know what they do to pasteurize milk? Heating and freezing whole nations of microbes...not even murder....I mean...maybe on the side but mainly it is TORTURE...and it TASTES EPIC!...and the number of plants they have to kill to spice my murdermeat? It is like a Xenocidal Buffet when you eat pizza.

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      • Russ Parkhurst Gee, that's a coincidence; I'm fixing pepperoni pizza for supper. :p
        "You can get anything you want/At Joe Stalin's restaurant..." :-)

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      • Larry Donnell I had sea spiders! Lobstah and Noodles. Why only kill them land animals?....EQUAL RIGHTS for the SEA DWELLERS I say.

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